Wrath & Gunfire: The Barvan Campaign
Drunken little heralds of the Mouse.
A small winged mouse flaps its brilliantly colored butterfly wings in the air; it has a small smile and a look of contentment and amusement on its face. It has a small goblet gripped in its paws, and hiccups occasionally. It is surrounded by a cloud of iridescent bubbles.
Barflies are the celestial servants of the goddess Mouse. Generally peaceful and full of good cheer, they are rarely seen. Mouse sends these creatures to usually lead her drunken faithful home, and rarely as messengers. Barflies always have a good buzz going on, and they keep their cups filled.
The peasants of Middian believe that Mouse visits their brewery to sample their work. When she finds a brew worthy of her creation, she will take one bottle of it, and magically transform its stored joy into a Barfly. A opened beer that is soured is always referred to as “Sampled by Mouse.”
CG Tiny Magical Beast
Init +3; Senses: Darkvision 60ft, low-light vision; perception
AC 20, touch 18, flat-footed 18, (+3 natural, +3 Dex, +3 Cha, +2 size)
hp 20 (3d10)
Fort +5, Ref +8, Will +3
Immune poison, resist cold 10, sonic 10
Speed 20ft., fly 50ft. (perfect)
Melee burp +5 (2d4)
Space 2 1/2 ft.; Reach 0 ft.
Special Attacks burp (10-ft range)
Str 2, Dex 16, Con 8, Int 12, Wis 15, Cha 17
Base Atk +2; CMB -1; CMD 10
Feats Weapon finesse, fly-by attack
Skills: Fly +23, Perception +7, Swim +2
Racial Modifiers: Fly +11
Drunken Grace (Su)
A barfly receives an insight bonus to AC equal to its Charisma modifier. This bonus applies even against touch attacks or when the barfly is flat-footed. It loses this bonus when it is immobilized or helpless.
Due to their frequent ingestion of alcohol, a Barfly can build up incredible amounts of pressure in its stomach. As a standard action, it can release this pressure in a forceful burp, attacking an opponent with a small ball of air. It is a ranged touch attack that deals 2d4 points of bludgeoning damage. This burp can also be used to deliver a touch attack spell. It has a range of 10’.
Create Liquor: The barfly can fill an empty cup, mug, or goblet with alcohol. It only creates enough to fill the container. It can do this as a standard action, as many times a day it wishes.